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A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.
A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!
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Everyone I've ever met that went to Regis University is an alcholic and a latent homosexual.
Jane: Boy, that John can't eat ..
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A telecom CEO with his head up his butt
This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door ...