What is Jumex?
1.
a great drink that contains various fruit juices,water, and sugar.it is usually found in Price Chopper storeses in strawberry,strawberry banana,mango,tamarindo,peach, etc.
i went down to price chopper and got 2 jumex's for a dollar.
2.
A contraction of "Jewish Mexican" which is also conveniently the name of a company which produces fruit and nectar drinks.
"Jumex? What the hell is that? A Mexican guy named 'Carlos Goldstein?'"
3.
The name for a "Jewish Mexican", Jewish as in the terminology when one "Acts like a Jew", a.k.a., a total and complete Douchebag. Of course, they need to be a beaner as well, hence the "Mex", but that's secondary, which is why it's second in chronological order.
"That god damned beaner just hopped over my fence. Fucking Jumex."
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