Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Loss To Overhang

1. the phenomenon of a man's penis shortening as his stomach sticks our more and more Since he gained 20 pounds he has had a 2 inch l..

W.a.l.a.

1. Someone who has a an uncanny knack for attracting loosers; stands for "Wierdo And Looser Attraction" She's got W.A.L.A. ..

¿requires Va Ir Coma Con Mi?

1. spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi c..

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