Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Arizona Cactus Prickle

1. The act of using your chin to masturbate a girl. There must be a beard or a few days growth to properly perform this act. Guy 1: So my ..

Uber-dextrous

1. Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities. Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an ..

Boobcrack

1. The arsecrack-like space between either two womanboobs or manboobs. Very hard for straight men to not stare at if prominent. See: cleava..

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