Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

See Joe

Zipper Head

1. Used during vietnam, Charlie was coined zipperheads because of the way a head looked after it had been hit with a high powered automatic..

Umpleased

1. empty of pleased I was umpleased by the death of my cat. See sad, depressed, morose, unhappy..

Pinewapples

1. Used to ask how someones day went. Pinewapples? Just answer it with yes, no, or kind of. See pine, pinewapples, how, was, your, day..

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