Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Quinging

1. A cross between cringing and queefing. WHen I am really excited, I start quinging in anticipation! See quinge, queef, cringe, queefing..

Rofl Torpedo

1. A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now..

Ice Cream Cock

1. is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off. Henry the biggest nerd spil..

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