Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Hit The Whip

1. Female masturbation. I really hate to hit the whip with acrylic nails! See masturbation, fingering, self service..

Unrequited Bluetooth Conversation

1. When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear "Hey Je..

The Gut

1. An unofficial US Navy term. An area in a continental European city where the trashy bars and prostitutes usually are. This area is typ..

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