Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Pleanc

1. Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood. You're a right..

Un-fucking-believable

1. When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief. "Did you bang that chick?" "yeah, It was un-fu..

Mud-hose

1. When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hos..

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