Jumie

What is Jumie?

The act of male masturbation with an intent to land the ejaculated semen in a weird or unusual location.

"Don't make me jumie on your pizza..."

"That guy just jumied right on that hood ornament...!"

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Cockclocking

1. When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process. John:ugh.. Johns mom: honey, what would u like fo..

E-nunciation

1. separating words into phonetic syllables while chatting online to suggest emphasis or humor "E-nunciation makes me laugh eh-vuh-re..

Mofobobo

1. Friendly term for "motherfucker" What you think you're doing mofobobo??..

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