Jump In My Car

What is Jump In My Car?

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.

Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.

"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"

See david hasselhoff, don't hassel the hoff, hoff, hasselhoff

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