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Rat turds
When the Tojo's had me in the P.O.W. camp, I didn't eat my last rat. I saved it and ate its turds. I called it, &..
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A term for reserving a seat.
Me: Quack Quack Seat Back.
You: Well, you can't reserve seats here.
Me: Well, shit in my purse!
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