Jump On The Couch

What is Jump On The Couch?

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

Marfield

1. The pinnacle of awesome. There are those who try and then those who are marfed. There is no room for failure or second guessing. Marfi..

German Gaspedal

1. pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD. While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then de..

Cotton-toucher

1. A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers. Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher movi..

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