What is Jump Over The Ottoman?


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A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.

"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."

See threesome, sex, hookups, anal, vaginal, pussy, slut


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