Jumped Off The Porch Edit Meaning

1. A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet. I h..

1. 1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap. 2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text. Did you see what she just messaged m..

1. What a F'in Nightmare - get me out of here Cryptic acronym. She wrote on her notepad while the meeting dragged on....W.A.F.N.G.M...