What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
Random Words:
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A large person whose gender is undeterminable, especially one who has little or no regard for their appearance.
I walked into the women..
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When a man shits in his hand, another man cums on said shit, and together they feed it to a woman
Dude, last night was crazy, I can&apo..