What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
Random Words:
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a traditional slut who swings both ways.
"omg, i just found out that my boyfriend not only cheats on me with women but with men to..
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Another name for a bag of weed.
Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?
Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry
Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the..
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the act of writing obscene words or phrases on your friend's car.
hey, let's dust-write "vagina" on arturo's c..
