Jumped The Couch

What is Jumped The Couch?

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

Lost For Him

1. - to be completely in love with some one unattainble. often used by foreign exchange students. "Did you see Kenny? He's so cu..

Hiser

1. The conjunction of his or her, his/her, or his & her. Only used in the context of unknown sex of subject of the sentence: Neutral, u..

Vmvs

1. stands for Vagina Mc Vine Stein (jus like in Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle) designates a person who is being a wussy (yes by that ..

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