What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.
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Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
