What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.
Brittany: (with her breasts exposed..
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Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?"
Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre?
See spanish, padre, bitch, es
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The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.
"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bit..
