What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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this is used to describe what comes out of a womans stomach after she has swallowed a load of your man chowder and cannot keep it down, ..
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means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.
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