What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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A girl that only looks good from the waist up. Or in other words a girl whose lower body hides behind the counter.
Dude, that girl that..
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When an girl from India gives you an STD or when an Indian girl is a skank.
Yo, that hindu chick gave me ghandi-rhea.
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To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
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