What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult
2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy d..
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A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm..
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A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite..
