What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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1) When a person has farted various feet behind him/her, and still think the smell of this outrageous fart is in their presence.
2) The..
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While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.
Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't hav..
