What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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Medical condition pertaining to the eyes. Usually appears in drunks
I hate talking to Sally when she's drunk cause she's got ..
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The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma ..
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To have no money.
He doesnt have a pot to piss in.
See Atlantis..
