Jumped The Couch

What is Jumped The Couch?

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

Phratin

1. The mantis/grasshopper enemy from Metropolis Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for Sega Genesis. "Oh my GOD It's a Phratin!" ..

Kleft

1. There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen...

Downtroddent

1. A queer and nonextistant adjective improperly utilized by uneducated hoodlums. (Improper use and form of the word downtrodden.) David:..

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