What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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where the fuck are you going?
used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..
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A man from the south west of England who was a legit 70's gangsta and one of the most respected gangsters ever. He had to stop bein..
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Mooning, intentional or otherwise
When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.
See bum shot, uim, mooning..