What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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Horncastle - related to the greek word, meaning twat.
Also a place upon where a male is ejactulated on by another male...right in the f..
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Sex with some one who just had sex with someone else not too long ago.
Tim loves other people's left overs. He prefers jiz still i..