What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active
Also known as dick rot disease.
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the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or dur..
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The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/..
