What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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A ghost of someone that is alive. Usually unresponsive and indifferent when communication is attempted. Every living ghost weighs 1.8 ou..
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Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.
*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang
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