Jumped The Couch

What is Jumped The Couch?

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

Opaxes

1. when jim does a series of sucking butt jim won the opaxes world series for the third time in a row See the, for, time, a, row..

Betolla

1. when you shit into your hands and rub it in your partners private parts..

Better Than You

1. What you say when someone talks shit about someone else. Bobby: Michael Jordan sucks at basketball dude. Zach: He's better than yo..

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