What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
Random Words:
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An extremely beatiful female.
Dammnn look at dime piece right there! That chick is bangin'!
My girl is a dime piece. Yall don&apo..
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When the male injures his penis
Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's wh..
