What is Jumped The Couch?
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The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.
Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
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The acidy bootie funk that never washes away.
As Stacey finishes working out, we notice her shorts are ruined from double acid bootie f..
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Banging a girl from behind while her face/chest are squeezed tightly against a window looking over early morning Kyoto, Japan.
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