What is Jumped-up Ne'er Come-down Shite-shovelin-twat?
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one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
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verb; to exile a room mate from a room/dorm so one can masturbate in solitude. See Sexile.
Yesterday I masturbiled my room mate Miguel ..
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Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out..