Jumper Punch

What is Jumper Punch?

A punch which is performed while holding someones guernsey to avoid a penalty such as a suspension or a fine, most commonly used in aussie rules.

This guy pissed me off, he kept callin me fat cunt so i went to punch him but i didnt wanna be suspended so i jumper punched him.

See aussie rules, football, punch, fight, penalty

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