What is Jumpin Jack Flash?
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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
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And absurd rumor about a certain boy of 811 having a large penis.
"Oh, you know, the Vegas Factor *obvious wink*" - Pat Manzi..
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A man who has no impressive skills or masculine traits, will attempt to win a pretty girl over through the use of exaggerated compliment..
