What is Jumpin Jack Flash?
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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
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I just impregnated you and now I am being drafted to Iraq. (Most effective if a guy uses it on a girl)
Tony was looking for a good time..
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An oil which has had hydrogen added to it to make it right up there with eating plastic. It also has a tendency to clog arteries. French..
