What is Jumpin Jack Flash?
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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
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Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.
Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she&apos..
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Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you d..
