Jumpin Jack Flash

What is Jumpin Jack Flash?


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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

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