What is Jumpin Jack Flash?
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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen
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-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther
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A foul odor permeating regions populated by hautians. Believed to be the stench of hautian prostitutes' rotting vaginas.
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Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded.
Andrew is a phucktard.
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