Jumping Jackoff

What is Jumping Jackoff?

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.

Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

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