Jumping Jackoff

What is Jumping Jackoff?

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.

Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

See exercise, jump, jumping, jack, masturbate, wank, spank, the, a, it, of, monkey, the monkey

Pwn Corn

1. The better version of popcorn. Not only does it taste better, it pwns too. Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn? Brand: I don't hav..

Hk-47

1. An assassin droid that appeared in video games entitled Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2, both of which were set in the Star Wars uni..

Dinglenut

1. Any person or thing that clings to your ass and drives you nuts could be considered a "dinglenut". That dirty bitch is a ding..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jumping Jackoff Edit Meaning