Jumping Jackoff

What is Jumping Jackoff?

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.

Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

See exercise, jump, jumping, jack, masturbate, wank, spank, the, a, it, of, monkey, the monkey

Blueray

1. The word an old man uses to refer to the completely different wireless system protocol Bluetooth. When this happens is is not wise to sh..

W.m.e.

1. Weapons of Mass Erection: boobs vagina long tongue nice lips pretty face ass Angelina Jolie legs hot girl O yeah she's d..

E-walk

1. The walk of grace. Your legs my be C-walking, but your arms are E-walking. Clench those fists and let it roll. As people chanted his na..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jumping Jackoff Edit Meaning