Jumping Jackoff

What is Jumping Jackoff?

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.

Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

See exercise, jump, jumping, jack, masturbate, wank, spank, the, a, it, of, monkey, the monkey

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Cresent Wank

1. when you lay youre favorite "material" out in an arc shape in front of youreself. you then precede to masterbate furiously, on..

Kurumba

1. Nickname of Chandan Rastogi, India's biggest rapist. Kurumba fucked my sister. Kurumba made his girlfriend pregnant (twins). See..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jumping Jackoff Edit Meaning