What is Jumping On Couches?
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To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.
Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.
Random Words:
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The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get in..
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a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.
my girl wouldn't let me come in her ..
