Jumping The Log

What is Jumping The Log?

1. Jumping over a log.

2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.

3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

Microwife

1. Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals. I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll b..

Dead Weight

1. A person is either retarded or in other words worthless to the greater good. Commonly referred to people on welfare, teen parents, homel..

Quick Fucker

1. n. Any dude who can't control his load. A premature ejaculator supreme Quick Fucker: Ungh ungh unnnggggghhh.... k I'm done...

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