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A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judit..
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When engaged in a sexual act your condom slides off and you are forced to manually extract it from your partner (see hogging @ deep six)..
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A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted..