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An action that results in becoming a douchebag.
Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.
Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneu..
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A firm gluteus maximus.
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight..
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otherwise know as toaster waffles.
Dad: "Can you make me some Obama Cakes?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "Waffles...
