June 16

What is June 16?


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A day that will live in infamy in Whole Foods Market Dairy history.

The eye of Hurricane Shawn shows its face in the form of 12 pallets, and milk crates taller than most skyscrapers.

On this day Hurricane Shawn took guitarist Jonesy's shoulder, sent Alex to the Army, forced Garvin to transfer stores, and made two Team Members lose their green cards..... on purpose.

A day that TM Alamin says made the tsunami look like child's play.

"I survived Hurricane Shawn and all I got was this lousy Free Lunch coupon"

"June 16 makes baby Jesus cry"

"Hurricane Shawn > Hurricane Charlie"

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