What is June Year's Resolution?


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A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else.

Tim: "I thought you quit smoking as your New Year's Resolution?"

Eric: "Yeah, I tried but... I'm going to work out instead. It's my June Year's Resolution."

See lazy, working out, resolution, calendar, new years, smoking


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