Jungle Boner

What is Jungle Boner?

To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.

Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.

More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.

"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"

See anticipation, boner, excitement, matlock

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