Jungle Dew

What is Jungle Dew?

The tiny droplets of water which inadvertently settle on a man's pubic hair when he is taking a shower.

It is the most prominent if the man has black pubic hair.

Guy 1: Dude - the other day I looked down at my pubes in the shower and thought they were turning grey.

Turns out I only had some serious jungle dew.

Guy 2: Look mate - I only asked for the time...

See jungle, dew, shower, mist, pubic, hair, pubes

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