Jungle Johnson

What is Jungle Johnson?

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

See needle dick, pubes, oral roberts, bush, butthole pleasures

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