Jungle Johnson

What is Jungle Johnson?

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

See needle dick, pubes, oral roberts, bush, butthole pleasures

Bottlejob

1. Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses. Gary's such a bottlejob.....

Illiperate

1. When you can't read lips. Goddamn, I was trying to silently tell Paul that Stacy's nipple was showing, but he ruined it becau..

W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jungle Johnson Edit Meaning