What is Jungleatron?
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1. The long grass gernerally located within the inner most region of retired female council workers gardens, not to be mistaken with the fractionally longer grass found at the outer most regions. The Jungleatron can be distinguished by the length and shade of the tip. The tip of the grass is between 1.278cm and 1.872cm long and approximately green. Each specimen emits 2.27 cubic centimeters of CO2 per 20 second period. This is widely belived to have caused upto 2.5 holes in the o-zone and raised the Earth temperature by upto 3.275 centigrade.
2. A giant robot resembling a jungle, which is capable of sustained movement and thought using only internal power suplied via a lead acid battery (this battery has to be charged periodically but is capable of sustaining the robot without external power)
3. A small retarded child with a hair cut which makes it look like a manufacturer of Blackcurrent Cordial, more specifically the east Kent devision of Schweppes
Steve: Hello, I couldn't help but notice you've unleashed a giant robot on my garden, it vauguely resembles the lower Nigerian jungle region in the Jurassic era.
Hitler: Yes, I refer to it as a Jungleatron
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