Junior Smash

What is Junior Smash?


1.

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. When approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase "We gattt connnndoms". For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.

Example 1

Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"

Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."

Example 2

For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...

Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"

Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"

Kelly: "I love candy!"

See smash, dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, donkey punch, rusty trombone, angry pirate, blumpkin, angry dragon, tea bag, blow job, hot lunch, abe lincoln, hot karl, strawberry shortcake, pink sock, houdini, doggy style, alabama hot pocket, tony danza, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, poop, glass bottom boat, scat, anus, asshole, anal, sex, cincinnati bowtie, urinate, chilli dog, birmingham booty call


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