Junk Bucket

What is Junk Bucket?


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A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

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