Junk In Her Trunk Edit Meaning

1. An acronym for saying "Merry Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-ka to you too", an alternate option humorously used in place of the acronym..

1. A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movi..

1. A book written entirely about the evils of nuclear weaponry. From massive carp to flying rocks and glowing puke, the author masterfully..