Junk Kicked Smile

What is Junk Kicked Smile?


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A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.

The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.

See cheesey, lame, gay, goober, stupid


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