Junk Mail

What is Junk Mail?


1.

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

See crap, postal, usps, junk, advo

2.

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

See spam, crap, junk, worthless

3.

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

See AYB

4.

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.

"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."

See dick, junk, cock, mail, email

5.

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail


56

Random Words:

1. For internet chat use yaysumes! for exclamations of glee to show how excited you are. Also pronounced 'yeah-sumes.' When it&a..
1. describe any person who has a stupid amount of money Sam: I'm about to buy a yacht today. Dizzan: You just a "really big b.&..
1. The ability to speak harsh and painful truths to and about people because you are of the same race or ethnicity as they are. She: I can..