What is Junk Press?
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The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.
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