Junkitarian

What is Junkitarian?


1.

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.

"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."

See vegetarian, hippie, health nut, junk, twinkies


60

Random Words:

1. Extreme Shopping Cart Pushing Running a shopping cart into another object at a high rate of speed. This is usually achieved in 1 of 2 ..
1. A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music. "Really, how fun is it to come to Almos..
1. Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head. In sentence: "You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"..