Junk-slap

What is Junk-slap?

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

See junk, sack, punch

Vaginanitis

1. a disease where your nuts shrink and turn into a vagina Guy 1:Dude wheres jim at? Guy 2:He's at home with a bad case of vaginanit..

Simplicious

1. 1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conv..

Of The Son

1. An absolutely brutal Christian metal/hardcore band from Bloomington, Indiana who use a perfect mix of speed, rhythm, and awesome breakdo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Junk-slap Edit Meaning