Junk-slap

What is Junk-slap?

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

See junk, sack, punch

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