Junk-tucker

What is Junk-tucker?

a male who owns and/or drives a vehicle that feminates him, causing his genitalia to be placed between his thighs while operating

Only a junk-tucker would drive an Audi.

You can't drive that Lancer, you are not a junk-tucker.

See junk, tucker, lancer, hemroids, metro-sexual

Oroffice

1. It's your workplace/a nasty hole. Oroffice = office + orifice. I work in an oroffice. See office, orifice, shit hole..

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

1. Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long. We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet! S..

Jiminy Cracker

1. James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history. Jiminy Cracker is still fla..

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