Junk-tucker

What is Junk-tucker?

a male who owns and/or drives a vehicle that feminates him, causing his genitalia to be placed between his thighs while operating

Only a junk-tucker would drive an Audi.

You can't drive that Lancer, you are not a junk-tucker.

See junk, tucker, lancer, hemroids, metro-sexual

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