Junkyard

What is Junkyard?


1.

A situation where the men far outnumber the women. Similar to a sausage party.

I went into a bar and turned around and just left. That place was a junkyard, there were no ladies around!

2.

The area containing and surrounding ones junk. In men, junk is the penis and balls. With women, junk may be used as a euphemism for vagina

His ex-girlfriend wouldn't leave him alone, so he put up a "No Trespassing" sign on his junkyard.

Dude, keep your hands away from my junkyard!

See junk, balls, vagina, yard

3.

A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.

After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.

See drunk, shitfaced, blasted, toasted, cracked out, shitty

4.

a male strip club, usually where people have hens nights.

hey elise u wanna go 2 that junkyard down the road from bettys. we can stay at bettys after.

i heard that new junkyard is really good, wanna go check it out?

See strip, hens, male, club, clubbing


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