Junkyard Warden

What is Junkyard Warden?


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A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

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