Junophobia

What is Junophobia?


1.

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?

Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.

Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

See juno

2.

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?

Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.

Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

See juno


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