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When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonal..
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An overweight women with very nice legs
Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
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A brief period of excessive indulgenceon certain junk foods ordered from a vending machine.
I've gained over 10 pounds from a week..