What is Jupiter Armstrong?
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1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid
2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.
Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
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