Jurandir

What is Jurandir?

That time of month when your bowels don't work so good, and scraggly little pieces of poop slip out when you sneeze.

Ooops. I just Jurandired.

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Foresee

1. A big turd of a human being who rarely comes to work and passes out drunk in women's restrooms. Did you see that guy? He was all F..

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

Keylocked

1. A gangster way of saying 'So there' or 'Shame' Person A: You have been out with 5 boys, Yeh. Person B: I have been..

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