Jurandir

What is Jurandir?

That time of month when your bowels don't work so good, and scraggly little pieces of poop slip out when you sneeze.

Ooops. I just Jurandired.

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1. 1. Not ZIMA 2. Not Zowel Movement 4. there is no 3 5. Don't try to !urban me! I tried to !urban ZM and I failed. I fail at life :(..

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1. a face that people type either when people do sumthin:weird,retarted,etc.... Jackass:*Farts* Jackass:hey Who Farted? Dude: ¬_¬ Dude..

Lock And Snap

1. A lock and snap just so happends to be the only defence when a men is a target to be ass raped in jail(or any other place where they are..

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