Jurassic Park

What is Jurassic Park?


1.

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

2.

The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)

If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.

3.

Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore

See congrats

4.

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.

When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.

5.

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

6.

An area, location ex. School, mall, street, dist., church or mosque, or the White House, where the local population is full of dinosaurs

Please God, you didn't get me a date from Sudaki High School, its a Jurassic Park in there.

7.

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...


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