What is Jurassic Parked?
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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A retarded freak who sucks dick and loves to shove marshmellows in ass,this is usually followed by shouting "OHHHHH BOBBB!!<3&qu..
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a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.
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