What is Jurassic Parked?
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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a man who has found a harbor, a temporary state of , a single mans excuse for not getting laid,
He is not going out with the guys as he..
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when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new car..
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Had sex, or 'got lucky'.
We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at h..
