What is Jurassic Parked?
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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Something drunk by people who can neither read nor spell.
Presumably tastes similar to the non-fictitious beverage Jägermeister, with w..
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act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion
i played bagel hockey with susan last night..