Jurassic Parked

What is Jurassic Parked?


1.

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

See jurassic, park, dinosaur, blow, job, head, sexy, dick, suck, lick


83

Random Words:

1. The genetically freakish mix of a squirrel and a beaver; pure awesomeness Oh my god, look at that roadkill squeaver on the side of the ..
1. ITS KIRBY!!! <(-"-)> See kirby, text, picture, cute, idk 1. An emoticon for an Asian female's pussy. Can be combined..
1. when your lips turn purple the morning after an ecstacy session and resemble grapes. "hey petey how many yokes did ye swallow last..