Jurassic Parked

What is Jurassic Parked?


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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

See jurassic, park, dinosaur, blow, job, head, sexy, dick, suck, lick


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