Jurassic Pork

What is Jurassic Pork?


1.

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

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2.

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.


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