Jurgle

What is Jurgle?


1.

to laugh at something internally or on the inside; i.e. to laugh at something you read or saw on the internet

When I first saw the Star Wars Kid, I jurgled. Now that is old and trite.

Mozilla Firefox's new built-in spellchecker doesn't recognize jurgle. It's a word I tell you. You know you just jurgled.

See funny, amusing, laughter, laughing, internet, gergel, jergle

2.

the sound of a stomach sloshing, mostly liquid rather than solid growling like a dog barking.

When my wife goes running, she complains about how her stomach jurgles so loudly other runners stare at her.

See borborygmus, growling, burp, gurgle

3.

Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.

Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.

Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.

Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.


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