What is Jurtle?
1.
a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.
"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."
See
Random Words:
1.
He blinded himself at the age of 3 by stabbing his eye out with an awl. He invented what we now know as braille for both writing and mus..
1.
To have an attraction to , or love for, or a strong desire towards a 40+ Latina "cougar".
Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of Sou..
