What is Jurtle?
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a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.
"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."
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