Justice

What is Justice?


1.

A saying used in conjuction with a fortunate event that has either happened, or is going to happen.

(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.

(Ryan) That is total justice!

(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.

(Chris) Not justice.

See christmas, titties, midwest, awesome, just

2.

"Justice is something found only in a dictonary", says the 19th century's unrepentant and articulate outlaw

Jack Black.

(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)

Example: Everywhere you look.

3.

Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.

Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".

Son: "But they're all real!"

Mother: "And then there's justice".

Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.

See corrupt, rotten, sleaze, lies

4.

n. Justice is a possibility which many people commonly refer to as God, fate, or karma. Some may call it a delusion, but belief in the possibility of a justice-to-come is perhaps one of the most powerful driving forces in the world: there is hope for justice for our opinions, for ourselves, for our children, for our family and friends, for our people, for our nation, for our social class, for our species, for our fellow animals, even for our planet. Simply put, justice is what makes us human, and the pursuit of justice is what makes us good (or deluded; see the other definitions).

We fight for justice before the law.

"Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? Did not thy father eat and drink, and do judgment and justice, and then it was well with him?"

King James Bible Jeremiah 22:15

"We have made you ruler in the land; so judge between men with justice and do not follow desire."

The Koran Suad 38:26

"Justice of the world is in its creativity, in solving problems, in our activity and struggle. While I am alive there is the possibility to act, to strive for happiness, this is justice."

Simon Soloveychik, Parenting for Everyone (1989)

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

Martin Luther King Letter from a Birmingham Jail (1963)

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."

Baruch Spinoza Theological-Political treatise (1670)

See unconditional love, injustice, altruism, ethics, politics, life

5.

French electronic duo, the next daft punk. Mainly known for the song "D.A.N.C.E." on their debut album, Cross. Incredible talent and a unique sound, two great performers. One of the guys, Gaspard, tends to not do much except smoke marb lights and pass joints on stage, while the other, Xavier, is always runnin' shit. If you ever see them live you will understand.

hipster 1: "yo did you see Justice at webster hall?"

hipster 2: "best fuckin show of my life, when xavier stood up on the speakers and gave us the cross symbol I nearly shat myself."

See justice, gaspard, techno, electronic, dance

6.

1. Beautiful; Has qualities that give you great pleasure and satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delights your senses and mind ;P

2. Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings, also known as practically perfect in every way<3

3. Lively; effervescent; enthusiastic=D

1. If only she were Justice, I'd sweep her off her feet in a heartbeat!

2. You think YOUR girlfriend is Justice!? HA! Wait until you meet mine. She practically IS Justice!!

3. You know what? If you were just more like Justice and less like you, the world would love you. So get rid of your non-Justice behavior. Everybody wants to be around Justice.

See perfection, beautiful, sexy

7.

A man displaying behavioral patterns similar to Assholes, Dicks, and Jerks. this type of behavior includes being a dick to your girlfriend, canceling plans, and always talking about yourself.

"did he cancel plans again? he's being such a justice right now"

"dude, homes. DON'T be a justice right now."

"STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!!! you are behaving like such a Justice. i can't take it."

See assholes, dicks, self-centered, prick


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