Justification

What is Justification?


1.

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

See feces, problems, janitor, room, ass

2.

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

justification of why you shagged your sister is easy

See Pickle

3.

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.


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