What is Justin Morneau?
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First Baseman for the Minnesota Twins.
2006 AL MVP
Justin Morneau is the hottest player on the Twins.
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The coolest man in the world! Everyone loves and admires him!
First baseman on the Minnesota Twins, wears number 33.
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Person 1- Did you know James Bond was written after Justin Morneau's memoirs?
person 2- Really? That would make him the coolest guy in the world!
person 1- Of Course!
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