Justin Timberlake

What is Justin Timberlake?


1.

A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.

Any boy "band" member.

2.

White version of Usher

Justin Timberlake was asked if he is trying to compete with Usher if he can dance better.

See azim

3.

Horny little kid still going through puberty.

After seeing Janet Jackson's breast, Justin Timberlake became confused and disoriented. So that's what a titty looks like, he thought.

4.

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.

Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

See Steve-O

5.

1) A very average looking scrawny white guy that for some unknown reason girls think is fine.

2) A wigger. A southern white boy who doesn't know what the hood looks like that tries to talk, act, sing and dance black. AKA (PG version of Emenim)

3) A guy that most white heterosexual males like to hate on because he is rich, famous, good looking, can sing, can dance, acts black and sleeps with hot famous women. Often referred to as being a fake, gay, untalented, faggot assed wigger. (Which he may in fact be one or all of these things).

4) White version of Usher (who happens to be the black version of Michael Jackson).

As one of only two members of *NSYNC who can actually sing (JC Chasez being the other), what's going to happen to the band now that he is solo? Actually who cares, they're done anyway.

See Damon

6.

Some snobby prick who all the girls think is "so cute" I dont get it. The guy looks like a fucken alien. especially with that gay bleached curly hair he used to have

Justin Timberlake sux

7.

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nymphoknown as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.

Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.

Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.


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