Just-in-case Christian

What is Just-in-case Christian?

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A Christian who does exactly as they please all week and then gets dressed up on Sunday and goes to church "just in case."

GW Bush can start wars and kill 10's of thousands of people, but believes he'll be forgiven because he goes to church on Sundays--he's a just-in-case Christian.

Len lies, cheats, and sins all week, but he never misses a Sunday service, he's a just-in-case Christian.

See christian, war, bush, sin, church

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