What is Justine?
1.
Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)
"Oh my god, did you see Justine today? She always looks good withought even trying! I HATE her sometimes..."
"I can't do that! Why don't we ask Justine, she's supposed to be really good at that kind of stuff, right?"
"Man, it isn't a party until Justine walks through that door!"
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2.
Goddess that looks after guys getting drunk in their basement, and keeps them from dying.
Also provides a local taxi service.
Hungover Guy 1: Dude, what happened to my puke?
Hungover Guy 2: Justine took care of it.
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3.
Honest, down-to-earth girl. Blonde but doesn't have the stupidity commonly associated with them. Dates older guys because of advanced maturity. Much unlike definition number 3, yet the dating is, in fact, true due to aforementioned state of high maturity.
That Justine really knows how to do the right thing.
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4.
The girl the should be getting married to bob evans because he is completely in love with her .
He is really justine with that girl.
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5.
Light bulb and laundry basket stealer. Uses other peoples towels to wipe hands. Not only does she leave the tv on at night she leaves it on full blast. She whistles. Her roommates want to kill her. Hairballs come out of her head. Uses dresser as a night stand. Takes 10 hours to do a simple work cited.
Justine used my towel to whip her hands after she washed them. Little did she know, i use that towel to whip my butt.
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6.
A girl who cheats on her boyfreind while she is on vacation and doesn't tell him. A bestfreind is usually the person to tell of the Justine's premisquious behavior. She is usually considered a person to be avoided.
Bob- Oh crap man that ugly girl is looking over here!
German shepard- WHAT?? Better watch out i heard she is a totall Justine.
Bob- Seriously?? Shes ugly AND she cheats on her boyfreinds on vacation??? I'll avoid her!
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7.
a bag of wine used mostly for sessions at the bridge
i just love justine, shes a legend, lets me drink her
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