What is Justine Ayres?
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Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.
the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster justine ayres."
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