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When you are tired of watching tv sitcoms that have to introduce a gay character.
Man, now (insert crappy sitcom title here) has introd..
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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
My parents hung out with Oprah, Demi, Ashton, Bono,..
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Microsoft's most successful program
"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen..